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Monday, December 25, 2006

What? Christmas is fake?
I guess I'm not the only one getting sick over people idolizing Christmas...
"Kirby: Make room for Jesus and Santa on Christmas
Robert Kirby
Tribune columnist

The Christmas police are out in force. I just received a letter from one ordering me to cease and desist writing about Santa during Christmas because it "cheapens the birth of our Savior."
There's another letter here somewhere claiming that America is going to hell because a glut of holiday merchandising overshadows the holiest day of the year: Jesus' birthday.
Finally, at church a couple of weeks ago, I heard someone lament about kids thinking more about Santa than they do the Lord on his "very own birthday."
I was still a kid when I realized there was a difference between Jesus and Santa. I was glad, too, because no way did I want the Lord coming down the chimney.
I had my prejudices. Santa brought toys and candy even when I wasn't always good. Even better, he wasn't such a stickler for perfection. If I worked really hard and just stayed out of reform school, he rewarded me.
Conversely, the Lord demanded perfection and only brought church. I'm not complaining. If the Lord really does chasten those he loves, being good probably would have only gotten me a stocking filled with bullfrogs and boils.
It made sense back then to hedge my bets. Santa and Jesus might be different people, but they were almost certainly on speaking terms. They probably shared information about me. I made sure to spend at least as much time on prayer as I did on wishing.

As an adult, I stopped putting a lot of emphasis on Christmas being the Lord's birthday because, well, it's not. Sorry, but it's true.
If you're a Christmas cop peeved about the heathen trammeling of the Lord's big day, there's a jot and tittle you forgot: The date is off by a good five months.
If it's so important that everyone get the birth of the Lord exactly right, let's start with that - followed immediately by you shutting up about what kind of Christmas everyone else is supposed to have.
Insisting on holiday purity is risky business. For example, Valentine's Day has become a day synonymous with chocolate, bad poetry and vulgar underwear. No one gives Saint Valentine a thought on his very own day.
I tried it once when I forgot. Never suggest to a woman who's been waiting all day for roses and dinner that your attention has been focused on a dead saint "where it belongs." You'll be spending the night with him on the couch.
I figure there's room for Jesus and Santa both on Christmas. The day is as big as your heart. If yours is too small to accommodate both, you have bigger problems than who's coming down the chimney.
rkirby---at--sltrib.com
http://www.sltrib.com/search/ci_4887929"

Friday, December 22, 2006

Southern Oregon's Dirty Little Secret: Why it was so easy to get lost in Southern Oregon
(see video "Warning signs marked James Kim family's journey (CNN, Drew Griffin) http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/12/11/griffin.oregon/index.html ")

(Note: a lot of the S. Oregon people do not read any non-local news beyond Fox Fake News, so they don't know who James Kim was, or the big numbers of people getting stranded in their own backyard death pit.)

Look at photos showing how easy it is to take the wrong road--why the "right-looking" road is so wrong.

Which road looks correct to take? The nice big groomed one, or the 4-wheeler path? Which do you think your mother or sister would take on a dark, rainy night? The paint on the pavement is from local citizens trying to make it less of a "stranding pit". The correct on is on the left.


The newscastor is touching the tiny "Coast" sign, could you see it from your car? This sign is a deadly hazard that's lead to at least 2 deaths and stranded many people over the years. The cops say they've had 34 winter search & rescues in the last 8 years, not counting the guy who starved to death 11 yeas ago.
Obviously the government isn't going to fix it, the citizens should stand up on their hindlegs and fix it. The local communityshould bear some responsibility for this stranding pit they've allowed to stay.


Spray paint from local citizens in the past trying to prevent stranding victims. Unfortunately this is invisible under the snow. The strandings have obviously been going on for years.

This gate was open the whole time, how many people in the future are going to die?

Confusion hampered search for Kims (Oregonian)

Gaps in communication among agencies and leadership shortcomings proved costly

Sunday, December 17, 2006

PETER SLEETH, STEVE SUO, MICHELLE ROBERTS AND ELIZABETH SUH

Searchers failed to exploit vital clues in the hunt for the family of James Kim, including several crucial pieces of evidence that surfaced in the final hours of his life, when he was freezing, alone and lost in the woods.

An examination by The Oregonian found a search plagued by confusion, gaps in communication, and failures of leadership in Josephine County, where the Kim family was found.

Lt. Brian Powers, the Oregon State Police commander in the region, said the lack of a central command prompted him to take control Sunday, Dec. 3, the day before Kati Kim and her two daughters were found alive. At the time, the search was sprawling over four counties, each with legal authority to conduct its own operations.

"I knew we had information gaps that weren't being filled, and I just felt like the Oregon State Police could provide something to that effort to make sure that family gets found," Powers said. "If that effort meant knocking down some jurisdictional lines . . . I guess that is what it was."

In the end, the family was found by a volunteer pilot, one of several key breakthroughs achieved by people not connected to the official search. The confirmation that the family was south of Roseburg came from a citizen tipster; and the cell phone evidence narrowing the search was provided by amateur detectives at an Oregon wireless carrier.

Many of the key missteps came in Josephine County. The search-and-rescue coordinator now acknowledges she was overwhelmed by the demands of the search. She failed to call for help from the National Guard, which meant that heat-detecting helicopters stayed on the ground in the crucial two nights James Kim slept in the forest.

Her direct supervisor, an undersheriff in his last week on the job, said he ignored a late-night call from her about the case because he was watching an Oregon State football game on television.

Perhaps the most significant lost opportunity came on Sunday, Dec. 3, when two helicopter pilots discovered tire tracks on the snow-encrusted logging road that led directly to the Kims' marooned car. Randy Jones, the second pilot, landed on the road and directly confirmed the sighting, which he said he relayed to Josephine County dispatchers.

A truck sent to check the road turned back a few hours later, stymied by the deep snow. The searchers filed a report that evening saying they had seen "lots of tire and foot tracks" and that their assignment was "not completed."

Although helicopters were available that day, none was sent, and Powers said he was never told of the sighting.

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"That's new information to me," Powers said Friday. "That is critical information that should have gotten to me. I was there all day Sunday and I don't ever remember hearing the information we found foot traffic or we found vehicle traffic, because that would have been a priority. We would have went there at night."

The trip goes awry

The Kims -- James, Kati, Penelope, 4, and Sabine, 7 months -- spent Thanksgiving in Seattle visiting relatives. (They stayed at Hotel Lucia in Portland, which refused to release information to police.) After brunch with a friend in Portland on Saturday, Nov. 25, they headed south on Interstate 5, bound for the coastal town of Gold Beach where they planned to stay at the luxurious Tu Tu' Tun Lodge. They made a simple mistake on the dark highway, missing the turnoff for U.S. 42, the best route to the Oregon Coast.

As the hour grew late, the Kims turned down Bear Camp Road, a Forest Service road that appears on the map to be a straight shot to the coast. They drove past signs that said the road was impassable in winter, getting out of the car, Kati Kim later told authorities, to move boulders that blocked their path.

The family climbed into the mountains, the elevation turning the icy rain into a wet snow. At times, the snow was falling so hard James Kim had to drive with his car door open to see the road, Kati Kim recounted later. Less than 20 miles off the highway, the road forked.

To the left: Bear Camp Road headed farther up the mountains. To the right: What looked like a more promising route, a wide paved expanse, headed downhill. It was logging road 34-8-36, a wrong turn so notorious it is the only road in this backcountry that the Bureau of Land Management routinely gates in the winter to protect travelers.

The gate was open, BLM officials would later acknowledge, because the bureau had failed to follow normal procedure and close it for the winter. The Kims plunged ahead, snaking their way along a route that sent them deeper and deeper into the forest. Up and down the roads they drove, traveling 21 miles on the logging road as it corkscrewed into the forest.

On Sunday, Nov. 26, at 1:45 a.m., one of the family's cell phones received two text messages. It is not clear from whom.

The radio signals traveled in a straight line from a cellular tower 15 miles away, a tenuous tie to civilization in some of Oregon's roughest terrain. The text messages, which came in two bursts, were handled by Edge Wireless, a cell phone carrier that serves Southern Oregon.

A computer created a record of the call so that the Kims could be charged on their next bill. That record included a crucial piece of information: the location of the tower that had relayed the message. It was the cyber equivalent of a flare in the night and placed the Kims somewhere in a wedge-shaped piece of terrain.

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The technology that Kim had devoted his professional life to covering could save him -- if the people searching for him understood how it worked. Fifteen minutes later, the family stopped for the night. The snow fell steadily.

When they awoke Sunday morning, they were trapped.

The Kims were not reported missing until Wednesday, Nov. 29, when their house sitter told San Francisco police they were two days overdue. By the end of the week, their family and Oregon law enforcement officials were frantically searching the western part of the state.

The search begins

With no real clues, county sheriffs and state police in Oregon began driving the logical routes between I-5 and the coast. The Oregon Air National Guard sent a Black Hawk helicopter aloft to search in Curry County.

Worried that the police were not doing enough, Kim family members in California hired Carson Helicopter Services Inc. in Merlin. By noon Friday, Dec. 1, the company had three choppers in the air. Kim's friends and family cast a wide net, scouring the rugged terrain.

In Curry, Jackson and Josephine counties, which straddle the Coast Range, law enforcement officials who knew the terrain best focused on Bear Camp Road. They had good reason. Over the past several years, a number of travelers trying to get to the coast had been stranded there. Several had mistakenly turned down 34-8-36, the logging road on which the Kims' car was stuck.

On Friday afternoon, Sarah Rubrecht, Josephine County's emergency services manager, and Jason Stanton, a BLM deputy, set out for Bear Camp Road from Grants Pass in a four-wheel-drive Ford Expedition.

Rubrecht said the drive made her "extremely car sick" and she had to stop several times along the route because she was afraid she'd vomit. She said she and Stanton decided to "turn off all logic" and simply follow the signs to the coast as an inexperienced traveler might do. When they came to the logging road, Stanton and Rubrecht went straight.

"Where I'm holding the most guilt is that when Jason and I drove up on Friday, we got to that fork in the road," Rubrecht said. "What we didn't take into consideration is that it was snowing hard the night the Kims went through, and they couldn't see that sign to the coast.

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That same morning, John James, 45, the owner of Black Bar Lodge on the Rogue River, heard about the Kims on television and "had a hunch" they were up on that very spur road. James said he has redirected countless motorists over the years who had strayed off Bear Camp onto the logging road. (At what point do the communities and authorities here become responsible for negligent homicide and keeping/maintaining a public menace?)

He left a message with Rubrecht but says she didn't call back, an account Rubrecht later confirmed. So James and his brother went up the spur road on their snowmobiles. It hadn't snowed for a few days, and he said they hit bare ground after traveling about one mile. Before that, however, they could see fresh tire tracks that had been snowed over recently.

Later that day, he ran into Rubrecht and Stanton on Bear Camp Road. He says he told them about the tracks and that someone needed to check the logging roads thoroughly.

He says Rubrecht brushed him off. "She was rude in attitude, very curt," James said. "They definitely weren't real receptive to us being up there, it was like, 'Joe Public doesn't belong here.' "

Rubrecht doesn't deny being impatient with James on the road that day. "I was trying not to throw up," she said. Rubrecht does not recall James telling her she needed to check his road. On the contrary, she said she "lowered it on her priority list" because she recalls him saying he had checked it.

She says she did not, however, cross the road off the list of possibilities. "I would have never cleared the road just by some citizen telling me they ran the road," she said. "But it may have gotten mentally lowered on the priority list because we only had a limited number of resources in the first couple of days."

She says she only remembers James tell her generally to "check those spur roads," to which her response was, "Duh? What else am I going to do?"

Rubrecht didn't call out search teams to inspect the logging roads.

That evening, a witness came forward and reported seeing the Kims at a Denny's in Roseburg. The search grid was now about 2,000 square miles.

Another pair of volunteers had an idea that day that could narrow the possibilities even further. They worked at the Medford office of Edge Wireless, a Bend-based company with an extensive presence in rural areas of Southern Oregon.

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Eric Fuqua, an engineer, and Noah Pugsley, a co-worker, knew that two major national carriers, Cingular and Verizon, lack cell sites in the area. If the Kims were customers of either company, any calls they made or received in Edge's territory would create a record that would identify which cell tower carried the signal. (These guys were volunteers, I just assumed the "authorities" would perform this as standard procedure just like on CSI.)

Edge President Donnie Castleman, who described Fuqua's and Pugsley's roles, said his company's records are precise. Each tower has three antennas pointed in different directions. Edge's records would say which antenna transmitted the call, narrowing the search area to a wedge on the map.

Fuqua and Pugsley needed one thing to begin their search: the Kims' cell phone numbers.

The wedge

Things were growing desperate inside the car that sheltered the Kim family. It had been a week since their last full meal and they had subsisted on berries and a few jars of baby food. They could get water by melting snow. But there was no heat; the car had run out of gas. The two children were crying from hunger, Kati Kim later told Lindsey Turrentine, James' boss at CNET.

On Saturday, Dec. 2, at 7:45 a.m., James set out on the logging road with plans to return in a few hours.

A few hours later, Sarah Cain, one of James Kim's colleagues at CNET in San Francisco, received a phone call from Fuqua, the Edge engineer. He said he could help. Cain said she relayed the message to Kim's sister, Eva, who had been closely involved in the search for several days. According to Castleman, the family provided Fuqua the cell phone numbers they needed.

Within hours, the Edge team hit paydirt.

Castleman said Fuqua called at 5 p.m. to say he'd made a crucial discovery: the 1:45 a.m. text messages. The signal, he said, was delivered by an antenna on a cell tower near Glendale. The antenna pointed west toward Bear Camp Road.

Knowing that, Fuqua was able to deduce even more about the Kims' whereabouts. Cell signals are hampered by mountains, which meant the signal was likely to have come from a point with a clean line of sight to the tower. That eliminated large sections of the wedge-shaped territory in range of the antenna.

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By 6 p.m. that Saturday, Dec. 2, Fuqua was on the phone to the Oregon State Police with a message: He had a break in the case. Soon after, state police Lt. Powers, called Rubrecht to report Fuqua's discovery.

Rubrecht, a 32-year-old former police dispatcher, was named Josephine County's search coordinator in 2001 with no prior experience in the field.

Earlier that day, she had declared Bear Camp Road clear. Rubrecht spent Friday night and much of Saturday pursuing a tip from an employee of her husband's who said he had seen the Kims driving down from the crest of Bear Camp Road safely a week earlier.

On the phone Saturday night, Powers and Rubrecht agreed to meet early Sunday morning to refocus the search.

Powers said he had suspected for two days that the couple were lost somewhere in the area around Bear Camp Road, a view consistent with Fuqua's finding. High-tech means were available that might have exploited the discovery that night, but no one called for its deployment.

The Oregon National Guard had a helicopter equipped with sensitive heat detectors that work best in the hours before dawn. It had spent Saturday searching roads in Curry County, where official there said they were "going to pass the search to Josephine County."

The flight log says "there were no requests."

On Saturday night, Rubrecht tried to phone her boss, Josephine County Undersheriff Brian Anderson, who was watching the Oregon State-Hawaii game. He said he chose not to take the call, noting that it was his day off.

Back on the logging road, Kati Kim and her children were huddled in the car without James, who had hiked at least 10 miles along the logging road before turning down a steep hill into Big Windy Creek canyon.

He was dangerously exposed to the elements.

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Ramping up

At 8 a.m. Sunday, Dec. 3, Rubrecht, Powers, Stanton and Anderson met at the Josephine County Sheriff's Office. Rubrecht said she pleaded with her boss to come in, saying: "Brian, I know it's your day off and it's your last week, but I really need you here. This is kind of above my head." The searchers were having trouble understanding Fuqua's map and so they asked him to drive over from Medford.

They waited nearly 45 minutes. When he got there, Fuqua explained what the shadings on the map represented. The area included parts of Josephine, Douglas, Coos and Curry counties. The BLM road shooting off Bear Camp Road, where the family would be found the following day, was one of the few areas where a cell signal could reach and a road existed.

As the authorities deliberated, a local helicopter pilot set out on his own. Like Powers, John Rachor grew ever more certain over the weekend where the Kim family was stranded.

At 10:30 a.m., he lifted off in his own four-seat helicopter, convinced he could find them. Rachor, who runs a string of Burger Kings, asked no one where to look. He said he flew straight to Bear Camp Road and logging road 34-8-36.

His helicopter climbed high over the steep ridges formed where creeks tumble into the Rogue River. He flew in the area north of Bear Camp Road, tracing the spurs. Around noon, he said, he was flying low over the wrong turn the Kim family had taken.

What he saw alarmed him: Down on the road were what appeared to be human footprints in the snow and car tire tracks, slightly obliterated by a recent snowfall.

Rachor said he wanted to keep looking but was low on fuel and reluctantly decided to head for his home base at the Medford airport, about 50 air miles to the southeast. Unsure of whether he had seen tracks from a search-and-rescue vehicle or the Kim family car, he did not immediately report the sighting.

At the airport, Rachor met up with Randy Jones, a volunteer pilot for the Jackson County sheriff, and told him about the footprints and tire tracks. He asked Jones to check it out. Armed with Rachor's map coordinates, he flew right to the site on the spur and landed on the narrow road.

The tracks were bear tracks. The bear, Jones determined, had set its rear paw in the front paw tracks, making them look like biped prints from the air. But he, too, saw tire tracks on road 34-8-36. He radioed back to Josephine County dispatchers what he had seen.

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At 1:35 p.m., a four-wheel-drive pickup was dispatched up the road. The two-person volunteer team, Lynn Denby and his wife, Robin, were supposed to drive as far as possible up the road for a visual inspection. Six hours later, the couple reported in a handwritten document what they had seen.

They said the snow was too deep to make it more than several miles. At the bottom of the document, in an area where the author is asked to mark whether the job was done, it read: "Assignment not completed."

It prompted no immediate action.

For the second straight night, the National Guard's heat-sensing helicopter sat on the tarmac in Salem, awaiting orders. (I grew up in Southern Oregon, and we are yelling B-llsh-t! on this, all it takes to get hordes of heat-sensing ie. pot-detecting helicoptors swarming you, is to tend your garden close to BLM or Bonneville property. The relatives shoulda said the Kims were smuggling dope or had refused to stop for a police stop---that would've drawn a huge amount of effort.)

The next morning, Monday, Dec. 4, a snow cat began hacking its way down the logging road. It was about an hour away when Rachor returned to find the Kim family, farther down on the same road where he had spotted tire tracks the day before. Rubrecht said she didn't even know Rachor was in the air.

"I had no clue John Rachor was in the air until after Kati was found," she said. "No clue."

In fact, she said, "I really never felt like I had a handle on the air operation."

"I'm not afraid to tell anybody that it was overwhelming -- beyond anything I'd ever handled before," she said.

Two days later, James Kim's body was found face up in Big Windy Creek. Rescuers believe that in his final hours, he walked through icy, neck-deep waters, soaked to the bone, and suffering from hypothermia in his effort to save his family.

Peter Sleeth: 503-294-4119; petersleeth@news.oregonian.com

http://www.oregonlive.com/search/index.ssf?/base/news/11663313078330.xml?oregonian?lctop&coll=7&thispage=1

Monday, April 10, 2006

Keep your pets on leash!
People who don't do it, don't respect the minds of animals and how excited & distracted they can get, it's like they're nothing but stuffed toy animals.
And I think there should be a much bigger fine, maybe that will overcome their vanity. Or mandatory community service at the pound.
People come to the beach of my hometown and lose their pets all the time. The dog sees those seagulls or smells so many lovely rotting foods & dead things to eat or roll in and they get carried away & run off. Then when their owner eventually has to leave, the dog either starves, ends up at the pound, or is target practice for some creep.

My folks adopted one, a very lucky one, that was found. Many aren't found. Our dog was abandoned on the coastal dunes, and become paralyzed by ticks. She was just laying there in the dunes, found, hauled in, tied to the vet's fence and left. My folks adopted her. It's been a few years but she still acts abused, like people have hit or kicked her a lot, but she's very, very mild mannered and tries desperately to please.
The other month, I almost hit a dog while driving by a heavily forested city park. People think it's safe because it's so wooded, but dogs get excited & run fast. Plus I think it's an image thing, they think somehow it's sexy & hot, or they're so special that they have ultra-control over their dog..Which is a vain delusion..it's not a stuffed animal.

I came within 6 feet of hitting this dog full-on, and this was after standing on my brakes. If there'd been cars behind me, it would've been a pileup. I called 911 and yes they do want those kind of traffic-hazard calls.
If I'd hit him, I would've sued for the maximum, just to punish the owner for putting the innocent animal in harm's way. No, the owner can't sue back, as they weren't supposed to have it offleash.
Another is the liability. I'm surprised places aren't suing more over offleash animals. Parks/Farmers/Etc should fine/sue for damage to wildlife/animal and vegetation assets.

Sunday, February 26, 2006

Hero Pets (Dogs, Cats, etc.)

Black cat Saves McKENZIE, N.D. Owner

Associated Press Posted on Sun, Feb. 26, 2006

McKENZIE, N.D. - Bernice McDowall says she never thought black cats were unlucky. Now her own black cat, Joey, is her hero. McDowall, 87, said she was taking a nap when Joey woke her up early Friday afternoon and probably saved her life.

"He was having a fit, running around the bedroom," she said.

Then she saw smoke in the bedroom, got up and saw smoke coming from the basement.

She and Joey got out safely.

Joey had found a home with the McDowalls after he was dumped off at a nearby mailbox awhile back. On Friday, he "really came in and sent the alarm," Bernice said.

Later, the black cat was rolling and romping in the yard near smoldering mattresses that firefighters had dragged up from the basement while his owner stayed in the warmth of a vehicle.

Sterling Fire Chief Dwayne Frederick said firefighters contained the blaze to the basement, but there was smoke damage throughout the ranch-style home. He said the cause likely was electrical.

The McDowalls were not able to be in the house Friday night, but Cheryl McDowall, Bernice's daughter, told firefighters they had a place to stay.

Bernice McDowall had dinner at her niece's home. Joey was there too, walking on the piano keys. And he was scheduled to get his favorite dinner, a gravy-style canned cat food.

He would get lots of cuddling, too, Bernice McDowall said.

"He's a real good friend," she said. http://www.mercurynews.com/mld/mercurynews/news/weird_news/13965861.htm

Nigerian E-mail Scams Hit Southern Oregon Government Officials
Thursday, February 23, 2006
STEVE WOODWARD The Oregonian

(Note:Forward or Printout for all older people you know. Make them read this. Apparently a lot of people are still not aware.)

"Dear Reader,

"I am Steve Woodward, the son of the late Chief Bola Ige Woodward, attorney general of the federal republic of Nigeria who was killed by hired assassins. Before he died, my father revealed to me he Deposited a Trunk Box containing $9.5M (Nine million, Five Hundred Thousand US dollars) with a Security and Finance Company overseas.

"I am now contacting you as a foreigner to assist me in retrieving the Boxes and subsequently Deposit of the funds into your foreign account. I hope you understand our predicament so as to save me and my family from hopeless future."

And if you believe that, I'd be delighted to throw in the Burnside Bridge for an additional $10,000 down payment.

You've just been scammed, Nigerian-style.

But, of course, you probably knew that. An estimated 250,000 scammers each day send so-called Nigerian scam letters to thousands of fax machines and e-mail addresses worldwide. Most recipients find the letters so transparently fraudulent that they trash them without a second thought.

But not three city councilmen in a Southern Oregon town who thought they could make up the town's deficits by cutting a deal with representatives of the "Nigerian Petroleum Company." When their travel agent learned they were flying to Nigeria to consummate the deal, she pronounced them idiots and put them on speaker phone with officials of the Oregon Attorney General's office, who talked them out of going.

Jan Margosian, a spokeswoman for the (Oregon) State Department of Justice, says she can't reveal the names of the councilmen or the town. But she says they are hardly alone. A Portland dentist gave scammers his debit card, Margosian says, only to lose nearly $100,000. A kindhearted state manager, answering an e-mail plea from alleged suffering Nigerian farmers, quit her job of 25 years, sold her home and cars, borrowed money from relatives and lost it all.

"She went to London maybe twice," Margosian says, "and she is so lucky she was not killed."

In 1995, an American businessman, in fact, was murdered in Nigeria while pursuing a scam, according to the U.S. Secret Service, which is the federal agency charged with investigating such scams. Others have been beaten or held against their will.

In a typical scam, a widow of a high government official discovers that her husband has stashed millions of dollars in inaccessible foreign accounts. She urgently -- and confidentially -- needs your help to transfer the money into the United States by using your personal bank account. The scam comes as you fork over a never-ending stream of taxes, attorney fees, transaction fees or bribes.

There are countless variations.

Just ask Philip J. Witham, a Portland electronic engineer who, over the last two years, has collected about 150 letters purporting to be from more than two dozen countries. Although he received his first scam letter 12 years ago via air mail, Witham didn't start collecting them until he heard members of the Portland Cacophony Society reading scam e-mail and other spam at a public poetry reading.

"These would make great dramatic reading -- you know, play the part of the desperate character portrayed in the 419 scam mail," Witham says, referring to Section 419 of the Nigerian criminal code, which outlaws such schemes.

Witham's patience paid off Saturday, when he got his chance to read from his collected works. Cacophony Society members once again gathered for dramatic renditions of their in-boxes during an open-mike poetry reading and didgeridoo groove performance by Vivid Curve at Roots Organic Brewing in Southeast Portland. (See interesting didgeridoo info below.)

The desperate -- and presumably fictional -- characters in Witham's e-mail collection include an Ivory Coast prince, the son of the chairman of Sierra Leone Gold Mining Corp. and the deputy minister of provincial and local government of the Republic of South Africa.

"I've even been personally contacted by Kojo Annan, the son of the United Nations secretary-general, Kofi Annan," Witham writes in an e-mail to The Oregonian. "I am also urgently needed in transactions between OPEC and the World Bank! Fancy that."

Think of it as Nigeria's contribution to comedy, Witham adds. "It might be well worth the cost, overall, when you consider how many laughs we get from it, and you can think of it as a tax on gullibility."

One decidedly skeptical Lake Oswego (Oregon) man got the last laugh, helping bust three Nigerian scam rings for the Secret Service and one for Scotland Yard.

"Several years ago," says inventor and former musician Buzz Siler, "I got a fax at the office that was so ridiculous that essentially I decided, 'I'm going to write back and play along.' "

In 2000, after playing cat-and-mouse with the scammer for months, Siler went underground for the Secret Service. The Houston office of the Secret Service provided him with a rented hotel room, a lamp bearing a hidden video camera and a wired agent who posed as Siler's girlfriend. Some agents impersonated hotel employees, and others waited next door, wearing flak jackets and carrying guns.

"I was new at it," says Siler, better known as the creator of products such as Spajamas spa covers, Ski-Gee ski-goggle wipers and BioHoop vomit bags for ambulances. "But I was an entertainer for a long time. I was used to having butterflies in my stomach."

The Houston scammer arrived at the hotel with two trunks filled with what turned out to be $25 million in counterfeit cash -- all marked with the word "Unnegotiable." The Nigerian explained that he would need $34,000 from Siler's checking account -- $14,000 to buy special ink to erase the word "Unnegotiable" and $20,000 to pay off the diplomatic carriers who brought the trunks into the country.

Siler handed him the checks, written on his personal account.

The Secret Service agents burst in and arrested the Nigerian, who was imprisoned and later deported.

Siler participated in two more undercover operations, in Atlanta, and testified in a London trial before his wife asked him to end his cloak-and-dagger career.

"I still get at least one Nigerian scam letter a week," Siler says. "Obviously the Nigerians don't read."

Unfortunately, neither do many others who have fallen for the scam. Marilyn Dyrud, a communications professor at the Oregon Institute of Technology in Klamath Falls, grew angry as she learned how many people fell victim to the letters' appeals to pity, trust and greed.

She has asked students in her business correspondence class to analyze scam letters for such elements as persuasive strategies, target audience, language use and subject lines. She is asking another class to research some of the Nigerian scam stories as part of an Internet fraud lesson.

She says her students find it hard to believe that people can be so gullible.

"In America, however, the potential of instant wealth is embedded in our cultural mythology," Dyrud writes in an analysis of Nigerian scam letters presented at the Association for Business Communication's 2005 convention.

"There's always the chance of winning the lottery or of a windfall inheritance from that eccentric uncle who has stashed thousands of dollars in coffee cans neatly stacked in his basement," she continues. "It is not stupidity that Nigerian scammers prey upon. It is hope."

Steve Woodward http://www.oregonlive.com/search/index.ssf?/base/living/1140567987139290.xml?oregonian?lvls&coll=7

Note: The didgeridoo (or didjeridu) is a unique wind instrument of the Australian Aborigines of northern Australia. It is sometimes described as a natural wooden trumpet or "drone pipe". Musicologists classify it as an aerophone. ---also has been medically tested to help reduce snoring and sleep apnea, as well as daytime sleepiness http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Didgeridoo